NURSERY END—Not even Anderson's or Watling's chickens could prove fancy enough on the pitch today. Of Taylor's chicken, Blofeld remarked, "It is a pusillanimous and self-important, myopic dinosaur!", while Boycott's take on Guptill's chicken fair turned the air in the commentary-box blue. A magnanimous McCullum, meanwhile, observed with some whimsy that there will always be "plenty more eggs in the ocean."