Somehow, this is an argument for decriminalisation.
Strangely compelling, Running From Camera is a blog full of pictures of... people running from their cameras. "The rules are simple: I put the self-timer on 2 seconds, push the button and try to get as far from the camera as I can." It originates, and the pictures are almost entirely from, the Netherlands. No huge surprise there. "Bro. Shit. Listen. Fuck. I just had the best idea."
Of course, futurologist rebelliant innovator and B-grade horror writer Garth Marenghi was once again ahead of his time, realising the threat of the Dutch Menace long before anyone else did:
(And on a different note, if you care about that sort of thing, here is the chapter of OJ Simpson's cancelled book where he hypothetically explains how he murdered his ex-wife. I don't care, so expect no commentary here.)