"On being asked what he might do to celebrate his having been discovered, Zhenyuanlong indicated he would be buying an investment property in Glen Innes."
Whenever scrolling through my newsfeed, I'm always surprised at the number of jingoistic, sabre-rattling friends I apparently have. Few of them, however, appear to be at all inclined towards doing any actual Arab-killing themselves. I should imagine it's on account of their having left the iron on or, perhaps, having to wash their hair that day, rather than for the reasons this man gives, which I suspect are precisely the sorts of airy liberal abstractions they would unabashedly rail against. The fact we are friends shows, I suppose, how cosmopolitan my tastes are, how forbearing my nature is and how robust I like my debate. It saddens me we don't talk more often.